Recently I got a job unloading trucks at the Hallmark store. I really wanted to pick up a gig like this because I thought that it would help me get into shape. Basically what I do all day is unload huge boxes of party invitations and other kinds of cards, which weigh a whole lot. I’m already starting to drop a couple of pounds and hopefully by the end of the summer I’ll be all ripped up and looking like some sort of male model.
Yesterday my sister asked me if I could get her some Valentine photo cards with my employee discount. I told her that I would have no problem doing that, but that she would have to come in to pick out the ones that she wanted. There are so many different ones that I don’t think that I would be able to pick her out any that she liked. She also ended up buying some surprise birthday invitations because she was planning on throwing a secret bash for our mom’s upcoming birthday. I totally almost forgot about this, but when she reminded me I remembered that I was planning on doing something nice for her too.